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Then it’s all, Guess my right name or I’ll claim your firstborn child!
I wish Zuckerberg wrote me a closed letter. If you know what I mean.
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So our company is arranging (and bearing the costs) for a healthcare provider to administer the H1N1 vaccination onsite at our office. Should I go for it?
The best things in life are free?
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Let me tell you something, kid. Working sucks, okay? Working sucks! And it doesn’t matter if you’re in a bank, a department store or a donut factory, because once you’ve been there long enough, the only thing you’ll care about is when your next pay increase is, how many vacation days you’ve accrued and if your health insurance is gonna pay for the cholesterol medicine that keeps your heart pumping no matter how much shit you’ve worked through it. Then after you’ve gained 20 or 30 pounds because you’re so fucking uptight all the time, you wake and discover you’re working for your father-in-law in a position with a gratuitous title and you’re totally replaceable. And not only is the new guy better at your job, but he’s got a better car and better jokes and better hair! So no matter what you do, you make sure you make a lot of money doing it because it all sucks! And that is one lesson I, as your mentor, can teach you.
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This is the first year I’ve actually cared about Thanksgiving and it’s fun watching you guys celebrate (and bitch about) it. Hope you all have great food. Because just like thankfulness, you can’t have it all year round.
I expect lavish wishes for Eid tomorrow.
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