January 2012
18 posts
WatchWatch
Bob Lee, my stuffed panda, is into house music.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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“She headed to Burger King with a purpose.”
– Me. As I headed to Burger King. With a purpose.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Holy advice
If you are not -Muslim Don’t date me… Don’t date me if you’re Muslim either because it’s haram. Let’s just get married.
Jan 9th
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“My father grew up in a very conservative family and he was able to escape and...”
– Matt Groening on his dad, Homer Groening. (from My Wasted Life) Hero.
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Top 5 reasons Brad Pitt should win Best Actor for...
5. Y U NO WANT BRAD PITT WIN BEST ACTOR? 4. He’s Brad Pitt. Deal with it. 3. All the other actors besides Brad Pitt tried to win it but then they took an arrow in the knee. 2. This is not the Brad Pitt I was looking for. 1. Because while watching Moneyball, not once did I think of doing haram things with Brad Pitt. That’s why.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
29 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Erm. I meant to hit reply instead of reblog but...
Also, I wwebsite as on the internet.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 25th
Merry Christmas!
It’s wonderful seeing all your happy faces with loved ones, pretty gifts, delicious foods and oh-so-haram beverages. Happy holidays, all. :-)
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
Dec 20th
sonnyjohl asked: Is your sense of humor shared by your family, or is it something unique to you?
Dec 20th
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blobert asked: Do you Yahoo?
Dec 19th
beefranck asked: What makes you smile the most? Besides pandas, I mean.
Dec 19th
rartastic asked: Do you need a hug too?
Dec 19th
Got a question for me?
Ask me anything. But be warned that I’m feeling down and might give severely emo answers.
Dec 19th
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I, Gollum.
Rainy Monday morning. Late for work. Left home. Realised I’d forgotten to wear my ring. Went all the way back to retrieve it. My precious.
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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In case you ever wondered
The answer is no, the iPhone does not respond to flicks, taps or pinches from a stuffed panda.
Dec 16th
Dec 12th
Dec 8th
lefauxfrog asked: Hey, where did you get that groovy iPhone wallpaper?
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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sniffyjenkins asked: You probably need to go to The Guardian website (I can't put damn links in this damn ask thing) and scroll down a little and check out the video thing on those two pandas that have just arrived at Edinburgh Zoo from China. You probably need to do that. J x
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Wish me luck!
It’s Friday morning and our company’s year-end party is tonight! Been planning it for months because it’s a really huge deal this year. I’m exhausted but also excited to see everyone all dressed up and having a good time. So wish me luck! Disclaimer: I will give disapproving looks to all those who drink tonight and quietly mutter save yourselves!
Dec 1st
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November 2011
22 posts
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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