Sometimes I feel stupid. Then I look at a photo of...
Sometimes I look at people and wonder why they're...
I'm keeping this one.
Him: I don't know ANY athletes married to celebrities.
Him: Do you?
Me: i know celebrities married to athletes :P
Me: like KIM KARDASHIAN :P
Him: Never heard of her.
Him: Is that a movie person?
Me: you're kidding right?
Me: you don't know kim kardashian?
Me: i love you.
Him: It's not a dude is it?
I love @EightBitsShort. :-)
Which rapper's grunt is your favourite?
Mine is Kanye West’s. DUH. You?
Muslim missed connections.
You: The guy in some clothes I couldn’t quite see because I was lowering my gaze. Me: The one you probably did not notice because you were lowering your gaze. I saw you not looking at me and I felt a deep connection that would be there if we were married. If you happen to read this, then fear Allah! And contact my walee (guardian).